This is the first in a
never-ending series (well, it might end when I kick the bucket) of Geezer Tips&Tricks
to help make your life easier. And if in
the process it also aggravates the young and the restless, so much the better.
Today’s
lesson involves the grocery store, but it could be any place where you simply
want to save a few bucks but aren’t about to fool around with all that
techno-crap that some marketing idiot dreamed up to justify his six-figure
salary.
Case
in point: the special discounts on some items that only apply if you
download the store app and use it to scan a bar code on the shelf with your alleged smart phone, and then…well I don’t know, I never got
that far because the dadgum thing wouldn’t work. Which is why I deleted the aggravating app from
my phone. But I still want that $2 off on the paper plates, and another $2 on
the dish detergent. And as a loyal customer, I deserve it. Plus, it’s blatant discrimination against techno-challenged seniors.
Then
I went into my own slow-and-pitiful mode. “Say young lady, there’s $2 off on these two items at the shelf, but my phone won’t let me scan it in – can you help
me out?” Of course she tried to show me how to find the app. But the little
wheel icon kept spinning and spinning.
Meanwhile,
the line behind us kept growing and growing with younger people in a hurry to catch their
bus home, or whatever. I was especially
pleased that a young mother with two fidgety toddlers stood just behind me. The more everyone rolled their eyes, the
wider that clueless smile spread across my geezer face.